Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
& p. U+ Q5 [( L4 A# Y& y/ X; j Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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; G p0 A% ~4 G+ D7 K8 \. X Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....$ E' z4 B. q! H" T% `
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed4 K# X/ g7 i8 r p) p. E
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
K1 p( X6 G- @1 g Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty., U' x6 V- P" N$ D
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
! C; M7 d1 p4 T/ B. y; h ` Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer4 M- I5 \# z. y5 k3 [
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....0 ]! h6 x& c) h: Q; X9 N2 V/ J3 W% N) P
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
2 T, t0 h. t" b/ o+ r reconstruction.
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' F1 w) }" q3 ?# d! ? Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
8 k; w4 v2 O8 j+ H# a5 k Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
+ S8 r$ x- A8 A# {; v people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....% }. W' d2 v, k
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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& ~1 \( z" w- Z2 j! `+ V From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
& F& u5 g9 {7 h3 O2 ~! b$ s5 G Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.( W+ W2 U* a! q: ~0 Y/ F
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN3 H; v$ e! O& ]6 }* S) U! I6 L8 c
$ c+ N; e2 A" X u R) |- D Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......! e5 \" H$ d0 j, E
Ruled by a dick
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