美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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; H$ W0 L. L0 q2 S9 Q1 A2 uIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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0 Y# u* A4 ^$ [听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.

1 M$ l. X! {' J% V/ ^: P. F你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

4 J7 N0 u: y0 ?$ c- S  xIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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( E8 I/ T! ~+ v# f# y& |There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

- I$ N: d5 |% G3 C) M6 j5 D  ^7 _8 ~9 I人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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, Q& l) v" s; b& i* jYou killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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6 D* T4 Y8 \  |7 x4 k5 kYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

5 V5 B7 ~2 X. f你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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5 A, h$ w; z" T; `1 y$ U, F' XI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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2 P+ a- {' i3 e& \你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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% c# ]3 K) d3 j5 a& {I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”