人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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+ O5 x7 o7 N/ O    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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    性本善：Sex is good.

    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

: c3 Y" S, b! T' u: }( S    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

( X- A: q4 ]3 {& i2 Q1 K4 _    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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, t, k4 u( }! ^1 C& s2 g% x    教之道：The way of learning it

+ j5 C# [$ o9 l5 q: m) o* D    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

. K4 I! V  _* A1 J    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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% @9 T' |: {5 t* B4 V3 d    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

/ ~% j7 E& J/ q% R( h    教五子 All his five son took it
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) \# D7 r# q1 ^( ^    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

$ E) f! Z, q3 c: d% T0 t    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.
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    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

& N$ G" z& g0 Z$ }6 s    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 Z( i" q6 e/ i9 x    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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- E, n$ y/ j% V- Q! |# a, o    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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2 S3 p6 j0 i) n1 X9 S: m8 |* C; c5 }    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。