[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
! j: ]% O6 v& i* x8 I( @3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
# y7 x" g+ }1 T6 P. J5 {; W4 E1 n* C: y6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
9 f5 n+ \% ~! A) {1 Z* D4 K7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
6 }% m, o( i3 N" V8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
  I) T1 }) V2 g9 O9 L6 L9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
" U; ]! E- b* [; d1 u. m10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
7 A1 i9 |- V  F: s  x8 x答案：
# Q$ ^  C/ w. e4 \5 b1 [1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
% t& w; t% H: G7 o* q( @2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
* d3 t. Y/ q- _& I* M8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
- A- F' P: Q, }$ `: a5 u9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中