Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
7 z0 C1 K% h4 [' DQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
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Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
+ e8 F2 L& j0 q( WQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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3 W# c. Y9 F" A6 s: J% m" IQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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$ V! \% j) W  V) T- ZMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
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: u) k$ t* G  U9 [( C2 HApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........


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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多

czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~