CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
) {  Q8 _7 M# o: Y& L02．how are you ? how old are you?
7 d7 a2 `, `( w% Y3 ]怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
/ t# T$ P" l3 q, K3 t不鸟我，我也不鸟你
5 O, U1 r( F9 d0 z% \: f04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
; i- k& L* p# [' p# U$ B" Q8 O你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
8 e& T" I' D6 q4 G8 s- h: z05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
) d+ i- ], k6 f+ t06．you me you me
彼此彼此
; C: H$ V. b) N' ~2 o07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
$ r; L1 g& C5 `! s0 J; C08．know is know noknow is noknow
$ V$ L3 H8 Y; A. _+ ~0 m/ X! J0 g知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
2 u/ `6 k% S- P2 e3 m% l11．American Chinese not enough
! U8 N3 a! d6 l/ d" v0 S+ q美中不足
! T6 M3 G+ i1 \1 d, l$ O12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
: ?- a- ^' ^5 v! S4 b; m车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
9 [/ a# U: J; R2 r. @  w+ u心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
8 h0 l0 D& o! g" [% n/ o  d; Z老外：I am sorry too!
0 e/ H: L6 V0 U; _5 i, c$ m0 {小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
1 T+ _9 B7 {/ M6 E$ q/ s小明：I am sorry five!
1 f) j+ y/ }8 ]9 l4 B: `9 @16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
) ~( I& X* ]6 e4 ~$ b" F1 B要钱没有，要命一条
# @& C9 u7 S# c6 |3 y17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
; k6 ]( l' K! g/ t- j# n: ?我叫李老大，今年25。
  X( B. ?5 D/ t: X6 g5 i18．you have two down son。
; t. I/ {& {4 D- [你有两下子。
( ]# c. Z& `% c. I19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
$ x8 T# s5 [4 v6 B: E: F% K4 H1 D! `21. no three no four
/ x8 d" n# Z* \& F$ [不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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