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ZZ! 发表于 2007-4-11 10:00:00

[转帖]你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘

“把大象放冰箱里总共分几步？”这个经典的脑筋急转弯经过宋大妈和赵大叔神色并茂的演绎之后，如今已经变成一个让人抖到冷的笑话，“三步：把冰箱门打开、把大象塞里面、把冰箱门带上”几乎每个人都会哼哼唧唧说出这个答案。其实，把香蕉改造成<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>也得遵循这三个步骤，不过这个新鲜玩意肯定不会让你感到无聊。<p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455030.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455030.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455031.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455031.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455032.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455032.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455033.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455033.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455035.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455035.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><p align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 还真以为香蕉<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>用的是你吃的香蕉吗？千万不要这么实在，其实这只是一个假香蕉，原因很简单——为了让亲手制作的香蕉<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>的保质期更长一些。另外，千万要保证<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/bluetooth/00000_1.html" target="_blank">蓝牙耳机</a>不是一个淘汰品，毕竟香蕉能说话，靠的全是它。</p><p align="left">以上步骤是不是很简单啊，接下来的工作就需要一点耐心了。<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/bluetooth/00000_1.html" target="_blank">蓝牙耳机</a>的听筒和麦克风都要固定在香蕉的相应位置上，由于一切设施都要塞到香蕉内部，所以测量工作一定要做好，当然，目测就可以了。</p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455038.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455038.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455040.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455040.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455044.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455044.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455045.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455045.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><p align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 进行到现在，基本上已经完成了“打开冰箱门”这个步骤，接下来的过程就是把大象塞到冰箱里了。这项工作十分简单，只要前面的工作操作到位，下面就顺理成章了。</p><p align="left"></p><p align="left">把<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Earphone/00000_1.html" target="_blank">耳机</a>听筒固定在香蕉壁上（香蕉皮？）是一项需要技巧的活，可以借鉴螺丝与螺栓之间的关系。同时，延长的<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Earphone/00000_1.html" target="_blank">耳机</a>线最好有一定的柔韧性，不然<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Earphone/00000_1.html" target="_blank">耳机</a>的<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/MB/00000_1.html" target="_blank">主板</a>恐怕就塞不进去了。</p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455046.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455046.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455047.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455047.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455048.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455048.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455049.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455049.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><p align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 把USB也加上？！没错，我们是专业地。你的香蕉<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>可不会光合作用能自己喂自己吃饱，所以把USB接口放置好，也是为了将来充电方便。如果你更有才，还可以在接口处略微装饰一下，比如……还是自己想去吧。香蕉里面基本上已经装修完毕了，外面的工作还要继续进行。下面我们要给香蕉<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>安装一个蓝色指示灯，一来为了显示<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Earphone/00000_1.html" target="_blank">耳机</a>的工作状态，二来也能够有效防止这款高科技设备不被当作烂香蕉扔掉。</p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455050.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455050.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455051.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455051.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455052.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455052.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455053.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455053.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000455054.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/455/000455054.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><p align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; OK了！怎么样，亲手打造的香蕉<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>看起来不错吧。有了香蕉<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>，就能干出很多BT的事儿，假设你的女朋友（或男友、情人、情妇等）来家里坐坐，聊着聊着<a class="keyword" href="http://product.pcpop.com/Mobile/00000_1.html" target="_blank">手机</a>响起来了，你顺手在水果盘里操起一只香蕉“Hello？”，你身边的她（他）肯定在瞬间就被你的潇洒气质迷倒。然后将以上制作过程和她分享，只要有良心，她都会赞美一句：你太有才了！</p>

ZZ! 发表于 2007-4-11 10:01:00

<div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000454855.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/454/000454855.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><p align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000454853.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/454/000454853.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcpop.com/doc/App/186482/000454873.html" target="_blank"><img alt="你太有才了！把香蕉变成手机过程揭秘" src="http://img5.pcpop.com/ArticleImages/500x375/0/454/000454873.jpg" border="1" style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: black; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: black; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 1px; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: black;"/></a></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div>

缘的星 发表于 2007-4-11 10:26:00

ZZ伐个

爱你永不变 发表于 2007-4-11 11:14:00

哈哈 好玩~~

东西跳蚤 发表于 2007-4-11 11:15:00

妈的太牛逼了啊~~~

很白的小黑 发表于 2007-4-11 12:24:00

有才！

【深深】 发表于 2007-4-11 16:44:00

守護 发表于 2007-4-11 17:37:00

牛｀｀

刘建明 发表于 2007-4-11 19:10:00

佩服

■⒊Oo·〇│ 发表于 2007-4-11 20:04:00

LZ..累不？。。那么多图片

ZZ! 发表于 2007-4-11 20:06:00

Ctrl A&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ctrl&nbsp;C......5秒就搞定&nbsp;

侽秂菋 发表于 2007-4-11 20:11:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>■⒊Oo·〇│</i>在2007-4-11 20:04:00的发言：</b><br/>LZ..累不？。。那么多图片</div><p>又发现一个```头像在雅兔抓的</p>

■⒊Oo·〇│ 发表于 2007-4-11 20:56:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>侽秂菋</i>在2007-4-11 20:11:00的发言：</b><br/><p>又发现一个```头像在雅兔抓的</p></div><p>雅兔是虾米？</p>

雪山的狐狸 发表于 2007-4-11 21:01:00

有才

煎饼 发表于 2007-4-11 21:02:00

真是牛b

Ghost 发表于 2007-4-11 23:11:00

妈的太牛逼了啊~~~

岚山 发表于 2007-4-11 23:13:00

挖靠 这也行.0....

区别 发表于 2007-4-12 01:10:00

好玩。。。。。

刘建明 发表于 2007-4-12 06:01:00

太有才了

半只菜青虫 发表于 2007-4-12 07:41:00

香蕉机

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