2007年整人五大方法
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">考考你：世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">打一歌名</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">)<p></p></span></p><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 9pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">《至少还有你》呀！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 9pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><br/>2.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">没有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">，这个故事你听过吗？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
</span></p></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">没有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">，这个故事你听过吗？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
</span><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 9pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span> </p><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，被培养的是人才，女人要的是身材，发消息的是天才，正看信息的是蠢才！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
</span></p><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span> </p><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">4..</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">测试一下普通话，请大声朗读下面的诗：暗石绿，暗石竹，暗石透春绿，暗石透春竹。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
</span></p><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span> </p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">通过测试，颁发荣誉证书一张：</span><img src="http://www.kadang.com/imgs/private_root/1148714/077/000/image/1175060591036150483.gif" border="0" alt=""/> 沙发，，，，欢迎新人 LZ删了最后一条～
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