稍微带点色的笑话

经不起时空 发表于 2006-7-22 22:54:00

１两个侏儒去鬼混,一个很快完事听隔壁整夜<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘一二三、嘿,一二三、嘿…<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’.次日甲对乙说:<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘你丫身体真棒!<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’乙:<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘老子忙了一夜都没跳上床!<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">２狐狸爱上了兔子,约牠去喝啤酒,兔子醉了,狐狸趁机把兔子给强 J了,过了几天狐狸又叫兔子去喝酒,兔子说:<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘哎!不去了!不去了!,喝完啤酒屁股疼<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">３洞房花烛夜的早晨，新郎一觉醒来，发现新娘泪流满面。惊讶问:心肝，为啥哭？新娘哭到:以后的日子怎么过？你那玩意儿用了一夜已经缩小到不成样子了！以后咋办呢！<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">４某商店养只鹞鹇,吊在门口,顾客进门就说<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘欢迎光临<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’,一少女不信来回走了六次,鹞鹇跟着说六次,到了第七次,鹞鹇大怒说<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘老板,有人玩你的鸟<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">５山有母熊,猎人欲捕之.初战,猎人败,被熊奸.羞愤交加!休数日.再战.又败!再被奸!养伤毕,再往.熊见之,狂笑:<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘你狗日是来打猎还是M Y的?<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">６文革串联时期,火车异常拥挤,徐某趁停车将屁股伸出车窗外大便.车将启动时,列车员做最后巡视时大喊：<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">‘叼雪茄的胖子,快把头缩回去!<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">’<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">先发这么几个吧，不知道通过否．

┃潶銫誘惑┃QR 发表于 2006-7-22 22:55:00

原来我沙发
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Jessice 发表于 2006-7-22 22:55:00

只有板凳了
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龍の恶作剧 发表于 2006-7-22 22:56:00

懒看`

拾荒的小破孩 发表于 2006-7-23 00:21:00

漂过

目发表于 2006-7-23 01:24:00

‘你狗日是来打猎还是M Y的?’

很白的小黑 发表于 2006-7-23 01:44:00

最后那个太泥   心  了~

刘建明 发表于 2006-7-23 02:03:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用很白的小黑在2006-7-23 1:44:00的发言： 最后那个太泥   心  了~</div>

杭州soho 发表于 2006-7-23 02:20:00

贫血蚊子 发表于 2006-7-24 22:42:00

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ayan111 发表于 2006-7-26 11:04:00

路过～～

lingbing820 发表于 2006-7-26 13:09:00

棉棉发表于 2006-7-26 15:09:00

哈哈哈 ,好玩~~~

龍の恶作剧 发表于 2006-7-26 15:11:00

考虑下要不要哈哈``

花月发表于 2006-7-26 15:33:00

还好

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